Hi,
I just want to let everyone know that I am currently taking applications for a new mom. I don't like the one I've got so I'm looking to replace her. Qualifications of new mom are as follows:
-Let me put every dirty thing I find in my mouth
-Don't dress me, I like to be naked
-Let me put my fingers in electrical outlets
-Don't make me drink milk or eat anything that is good for me
-Think my tantrums are cute and adorable, not ridiculous and annoying
-Let me eat cake and cake only
-Never make me take a nap
-Let me rot in my diaper all day long no matter how bad it smells
Please apply as soon as possible since getting rid of the meanest mom in the world is priority numero uno!
Best Regards,
Ella
