Pardon Me While I Pick My Jaw Up Off The Floor!

Um...so I know that "proper previous planning, prevents poor performance" but I can tell you that our current situation was definitely NOT planned! However, Greg and I are both very pleased with the performance...

Yup, it's true! We are expecting a new addition to our family at the end of July! Somehow, unbeknownst to us, Greg has become a baby making stud! Surpriiiise! I know it's a bit shocking so I'll pause a moment to let it sink in................ok pause over, let the laughing begin cause I know that's what you're doing! It's fine, I can take it! I may even deserve it!

Here's a peek at the little one...

It's a...........................

Boy! Boy! Boy!

And for those of you that are math geniuses, you have already figured out that this means we will have THREE kids TWO and under! Bring on the minivan! Ugh!

Two Day

Hi there! It's me, Eee-yah(that's how I say my name). Today is my birthday! I'm two years old! It's been a pretty good day so far.

I didn't wake up until almost 8am, which my mom way appreciates! However, she wasn't all that happy that I had been sucking on my thumb. She said that it was gross but I just told her "it's ok mom". That made her laugh so I think I'll probably suck on it again during my nap this afternoon.

My birthday breakfast was Cream of Wheat, yum! My mom thinks I should have a "hot" breakfast so everyday it's always Cream of Wheat or oatmeal, which is totally fine by me cause I love them both and breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. Mom says it's the one meal of the day that she can always count on me eating right up. Oh! By the way, I am NOT a messy eater like my little sister! No way! If I accidentally spill some food, I immediately notify an adult and sit politely until it's been cleaned up. I'm awesome like that!

I got to watch "Hot Dog" today, that's what I call Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I also got to watch Elmo too. He's my absolute favorite! I love to dance during the Elmo's World song. I also like to say "ha-whoa Dorfee" to Elmo's goldfish. She's so cute!

Mom gave me a yummy cupcake for my birthday. I thought that was pretty nice of her even though I would rather have a bag of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips. She knows I like salty stuff more than sweet stuff but she said it's the thought that counts. I would normally agree with that but since she only gave me like two bites of the cupcake and then snarfed the rest down for herself, it kinda makes me think that the "thought that counts" was only for herself! Hmm....

I only made Al-lah(that's how I say my little sister's name) cry two maybe three times today. That's pretty good for me if I do say so myself!

So I'm still waiting to open some presents. Mom says I have to wait until Saturday cause that's when we are celebrating mine and my cousin, Cole's birthday since his is today too. Really I think mom is just saying that cause she probably hasn't even gotten me a present yet. She's great and all but she is the worst procrastinator ever! Yeah, I'm betting she's still working on what to get me. Hopefully she'll get with the program soon...like before my next birthday!!

Happy 2nd Birthday Lula Mae!!!

Mush Mess

I'm throwing in the towel! You win! Don't let me help/teach you to use a fork and spoon or anything! Go ahead and do it yourself by mashing all your food through your chubby little fingers, rubbing it into your hair, and pushing it up your nose. I don't care how you eat it, just eat it! I'm done!

Don't let this angel face fool you, she is a stubborn, absolutely defiant little stinker! In no way does this picture do justice to the incredible mess this mischievous little miss makes when she eats. She needs a serious hose down after every meal!

Good thing we love you so much, Miss Ella! Your messy mess is worth it!!