The Fifth Month

Looks like the whole month of May came and went without a single post. Guess I have to do one of those "This is what we've been up to lately" posts. So the following is a sample of why I'm just way way too busy to blog!

-Birthday Celebration...Another year older, a few more gray hairs, he's still as hot as ever!
-Wedding Anniversary...Twelve years of marital bliss! I know it sounds mushy and makes everyone want to gag but when you're as love struck as I am, you can't help but tell the world!
-Buttocks Fat Injections...Come on people get with the program! Thin is sooo last year! Time to eat a cupcake...or ten...all in the same day!
-Vegas Vacation...Farmed out the little ones and had a good ol' time! Thanks grandma & grandpa and Aunty Tara!
-High School Graduations...Feeling like the drive to Southern Utah gets longer and longer every time I do it! But it was worth it to see my nephews get proof that they are Smarty McSmarts!
-Snot Factory Grand Opening...Production is at an all time high with these two little noses! Now if I could only find some buyers for all this gross slimey gunk, I'd be rolling in the dough!
-Two New Church Callings...Yeah, we go to church. Don't act so surprised!
-House Guests...Who knew that Holly's Hotel would be so popular?!?
-Book One & Two of The Hunger Games...That's really what I was doing when I should have been posting on this blog. I sat on my ever expanding rear end and did nothing but read. And come August when book three is released, don't plan on any posts then either!