Can You Hear Me Now?

Stop calling stop calling I don’t wanna talk anymore! Yeah right! More like call me anytime! I love talking on the phone! In fact I’m obsessed with it! Specifically cell phones but my lame-o mom and dad won’t even buy me one! They think I’m too young so they keep trying to give me “toy” ones like I’m some kinda idiot! Hello? It’s not like I’m a newborn anymore! Stop treating me like one! My parentals are SO two thousand and late! Whatev! Guess I’ll just have ta make due with this stupid landline. Seriously!? A landline?! Do people like even use those anymore?! So embarrassing! Ugh! Parents just don’t understand!

Toddlers & Tiaras

These future Miss Americas entered their first Cute Baby Contests this summer and since they are definitely cuties they both came away winners. However, we were first-timers at the contests and didn’t realize the seriousness of the competition! Don’t you fret though because we won’t make that mistake again! These girls are already fine-tuning their talent numbers for next year! And now that these little novices have gotten their feet wet, you can bet that they’ll be lighting up the pageant scene in no time! So I’m looking for a personal stylist to help them perfect their walk, wave, brow waxing, false teeth, and fake hair. Also a designer to create their over the top, blinged out, ultra expensive costumes. Full Glitz here we come!

Summer Summer Summertime